12/31/2019
All the people asking me what plans I have for the 31st apparently have terrible plans compared to mine.
My plan is to do what I do everyday.
I'll continue moving the mountain, inch at a time, while you booze and pass out.
#happynewyear2020
12/25/2019
Most relationships fail because either the man acts like a woman or the woman acts like a man.
12/25/2019
If you're able to handle difficult situations, you'll have an easy life.
12/25/2019
Whether or not prayer works, people who pray are anything but dumb. Prayer and faith are the greatest mind hacks for positivity. And a positive mind can demonstrably achieve more in life than a negative mind. I would attribute those achievements to faith.
Praise the Lord!
12/06/2019
The way you see yourself is the way the world will see you too. Don't fucking underestimate yourself ever!
12/02/2019
A woman does not want to hear that you miss her. Trust me on this.