dcnvl:

Know that your body is not healthy if you don't have bowel movements at a fixed time every day.

Learn to exploit stupid people or someone else will and prosper.

A woman is rational only so long as she keeps getting what she wants.

GF: Which would you prefer, excess salt in food or excess chilly? Me: I'd prefer throwing the food in your face. How bout that for third option? She had a good laugh.